As the 'Swine Flu' craze floods the media for the last week, one can only wonder how long this outbreak will last and how serious it can actually be? Could this actually last throughout the summer? In any case, we are not about to let some microscopic pest ruin our trip to the happiest place on earth...
That's why we are preparing for the worst. Introducing, the impenetrable full hazmat body suit.. Even a full fledge global epidemic couldn't stop us now.
I know what you're thinking... seeexxxyyy.. right?!?!? At first I was going to go with only the gas mask route, but it just wasn't that stylish. It really didnt go with any of my outfits and I'm pretty sure I would have just looked like some weird out of place tourist. But with the Tychem TK Series Chemical Suit, even them stylish Italians are going to want a second look. And when we hit up the clubs, the moon walk will be nothing short of magnificent. You might be saying to yourselves that "Hey, isnt that just a tad on the expensive side", and I agree, but if you really think about it, you can't really put a price on your life, now can you? And yes, there might be some complications that come along with the suit, like eating publicly or maybe trying to get a nice tan. Nevertheless, I believe that the benefits outweigh the negatives and am confident that this is a full-proof plan, or at the very least, 'Swine Flu-proof'.
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